Welcome to Henlaw’s Official Bureau Outlet

Your one-stop shop for Bureau of Bad Decisions & Brave Idiots gear, where government-seal-level seriousness meets questionable life choices.

From cheap-but-bold tees to premium lore-stuffed sweaters, chaos-proof phone cases, and mystery-laden designs that reference chapters you haven’t even read yet — every item here is a story hook in disguise.

⚠ Expect:

  • Smug chickens staring from your sleeves.

  • QR codes that throw you directly into Bishop’s survival nightmare.

  • Official Bureau seals so convincing you might get detained at customs.

  • Chapter art you can wear like armor (or a warning).

  • Free shipping to Canada & the U.S. — because bureaucracy is expensive enough.

Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Wear it like the multiverse’s worst editor signed off on it at 3 a.m.

Because here, courage and stupidity are both part of the dress code.

Official Bureau of Bad Decisions And Brave Idiots Merch

“Merch that screams, ‘I survived bureaucracy and all I got was this lousy existential crisis.’ Buy now before Henlaw sends the paperwork.” -Henlaw

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