The Bureau Wouldn’t Approve… But Henlaw Might
This isn’t just a sweater — it’s a classified file you can wear. Wrapped in soft, high-quality fabric, it carries more story hooks than you’re ready for:
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Official Seal of the Bureau of Bad Decisions & Brave Idiots front and center — for those who know the courage/stupidity ratio required to survive.
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Henlaw’s smug little face printed on one sleeve, because he insisted.
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“Gallus Guild” mystery print on the other sleeve — a name that hasn’t even shown up in the story yet. (Speculate wildly.)
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Scannable QR code on the sleeve that drops you right into Bishop’s ongoing mess.
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Chapter 3 artwork printed boldly on the front — the moment that changed everything.
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Full novel cover art blazing across the back for maximum dramatic exit energy.
This is the kind of sweater that makes people ask, “What’s that from?” and gives you the perfect chance to say, “Oh, you don’t know? Let me ruin your week.”
Cozy, loud, and entirely too confident for its own good. Just like Bishop.
More details
- 80% ringspun cotton, 10% polyester, 10% recycled polyester
- Midweight fabric (6.5 oz.)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Henlaw
- Email: henlaw-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.