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"Do It. Regret It. File The Paperwork." – Henlaw Tee
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This isn’t just a shirt — it’s Henlaw’s life philosophy condensed into eight words and stamped right on your chest. Perfect for warm days, impulsive decisions, and the smug satisfaction of already knowing how the story ends (hint: with more paperwork).
Soft, lightweight, and ready for whatever trouble you decide to walk into, this tee is an all-purpose uniform for chaos with consequences. Whether you’re running errands, writing your own bad ideas into existence, or just trying to look like the kind of person who gets away with things, Henlaw’s got you covered.
📜 Warning: Shirt does not actually protect you from Bureau audits, divine intervention, or chicken-based management.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Henlaw
- Email: henlaw-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.